Have you ever wondered why athletes who listen to that one Aloe Blacc song all the time are able to ignore their haterzzzzz, even when they’re throwing giant buckets of piss at the team’s bus and probably shouting the detailed ways in which they plan to murder their entire families? According to our good friends at AsapSCIENCE, it’s because music has a very special way of helping athletes increase their athletic performances. I could probably try to explain it further, but this video has all sorts of scientific stuff and smart words in it, so you should listen to it instead.
2014 Winter Olympics Primetime Coverage – 8 PM ET on NBC
I have no idea what’s been going on in the Olympics, because I’m still pretty pissed that I don’t get any Parks and Rec or The Blacklist for a month. This is some 100% Grade A poop, NBC.
Iowa State at WVU – 7 PM ET on ESPNU
Miami at FSU – 7 PM ET on ESPN
Provo at Georgetown – 7 PM ET on FS1
Kansas at KSU – 9 PM ET on ESPN
Maryland at Virginia – 9 PM ET on ESPNU
I’ve decided that when I win the billion dollar bracket challenge for a perfect NCAA Tournament bracket, I am going to send fake checks to my family and then move to my own island, so I can surround it with sharks and bears in case they ever try to come find me. Stupid, non-billionaire family members.
WWE Monday Night Raw – 8 PM ET on USA
Betty White guest stars. Seriously? How hip and edgy.
I want more like this!
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