*holds up poster*
If you never had an opinion about Stony Brook University and their Fightin’ Stonies (sorry, Seawolves) get ready to have the BEST one, because the Internet is about to fall in love with STONY BROOK SUPERFAN. He brought a poster of himself screaming, and he holds it up when he’s not screaming. It works on so many levels!
Stony Brook now has to take the America East Conference tournament and show up to The Big Dance so this guy can continue to be a cult hero. Or, you know, somebody should rip his poster in half and silence him forever. I’ve seen a lot of Doctor Who episodes, I know how this works.
Stony Brook Super Fan is the highlight of the video, of course, but don’t sleep on this guy:
He’s on the left, and there’s some weird shit going on with his face. Keep an eye on him.