Nothing says “Welcome in the spring!” like an awkward photo shoot that looks like it belongs in a Swedish tourism magazine, but Houston Rockets forward Chandler Parsons still took some time out of his team’s NBA title hunt for this photo shoot with Op. Now, I don’t have any sources to confirm this, but I assume that Parsons agreed to the shoot when his agent called him and said, “Hey bro, Op wants you to hang out with Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model Nina Agdal for money,” because that sounds like the kind of thing that a 25-year old male professional athlete might like to do.
The question here is whether or not Parsons made a move and tried to score a date with the 22-year old Danish model. I’d have to think that he did, and since he’s from Florida, my guess is that his pickup line is something like, “Wanna grab some lunch from a Hess station and go do it on my mom’s couch?” I hope she said yes, because, let’s be honest, these two would make adorable babies. They look like the Prom King and Queen from any movie set at a California high school in the 80s. It’s starting to make me angry.
(Bonus interactive feature: Look at these pictures while listening to the ultimate summer song!)