UFC finally has a card on at a time I can actually watch the whole damn thing, hooray! Of course, I can watch the whole damn thing because I’LL BE IN ATTENDANCE! SO WILL BURNSY, EXCEPT HE’S MEDIA BECAUSE HE’S BETTER THAN ME! YELLING! See, it’s outbursts like that are why I’ll never be considered media.
Anyway, UFC on Fox 11 looks to be a super awesome card (check out our expert panel’s predictions here, as we’re now rightfully billing them as the funniest and best UFC predictions on the Internet). The festivities kick off at 3:30 PM ET on Fight Pass with three prelim fights. Dustin Ortiz is there, and he’s kinda good, plus there are heavyweights, yay for out of shape dudes!
The bulk of the prelims start at 5:00 PM ET on Fox Sports 1, and man, there’s a lot to like here. Jordan Mein is gonna wreck a dude! Jorge Masvidal and Pat Healy should have a really cool fight, Thiago Alves returns to the Octagon! Plus, Khabib Nurmagomedov is here to save our souls with his papakha.
The main card is on Fox (of course) at 8:00 PM ET. Yoel Romero is probably going to punch Brad Tavares really hard, Donald Cerrone and Edson Barboza are going to have a kick-battle for the ages, and let’s not forget about a super awesome women’s bantamweight fight between former title challengers, Meisha Tate and Liz Carmouche. I hope Liz manages to win another piece of furniture.
Oh, yeah, the main event! It’s a heavyweight title eliminator fight between Fabricio Werdum and Travis Browne. I mean, it doesn’t matter who wins this fight since Cain Velasquez is just going to obliterate the poor guy, but it should be a fun fight!
Since Burnsy and I will be at the event, I want everyone to be on their best behavior for Vince in the comments (I hope Vince shows up). [Burnsy note: I'm sittin' media with my iPad, y'all, so I will be live chattin' away from mother f*ckin' ringside. #SWAGGY #YOLO #THISBALLERLIFE #CANTDRINKPERMEDIAPOLICIESANDTHATREALLYBLOWSYOUGUYS]