While they’ve always appeared to be one of the most adorable and wonderful couples in professional sports, things haven’t always been perfect between Rory McIlroy and Caroline Wozniacki. After all, there was that terrible time that McIlroy supposedly dumped her because she was heartless enough to share a photo of him sleeping on a plane. Look ladies, there are lines that you DO NOT cross with your men, and funny photos are all of those lines. You should know better, and I expect you all to apologize to your significant others right now, even if you’ve never taken a sleepy photo of them.
But that all looks like small potatoes compared to the latest development in the couple’s relationship, in that there is no relationship anymore. Last weekend, McIlroy and Wozniacki sent out their wedding invitations to family and friends, and that caused the golfer to have a GOB Bluth moment. Now, those invitations might as well be sent to collectors of sports schadenfreude, because McIlroy decided that he’s just not marriage material.
‘The problem is mine,’ he said.
‘The wedding invitations issued at the weekend made me realise that I wasn’t ready for all that marriage entails.
‘I wish Caroline all the happiness she deserves and thank her for the great times we’ve had. I will not be saying anything more about our relationship in any setting.’ (Via the Daily Mail)
Damn, that’s pretty cold. I wonder what could have caused such a drastic and seemingly heartless change of mind…
Hmmm, I wonder…
*strokes non-existent facial hair*
I want more like this!
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