Charles Barkley vs. Shaquille O’Neal is the new Chael Sonnen vs. Anderson Silva. And just like Sonnen/Silva, it features one guy running his mouth constantly, resorting to childish name-calling and walking away with a loss.
Barkley/Shaq reached its breaking point during a commercial break on Thursday’s ‘NBA On TNT,’ resulting in an MMA throwdown that confirms your suspicions: neither guy can fight, and Shaq can win most fights by simply lying down on people. Oh God, I would’ve lost my mind if Barkley had created separation and starting shoot-kicking Shaq in the chest.
Who do I have to blow to get Shaq vs. Kimbo Slice booked?