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Vintage Best And Worst: WCW Halloween Havoc 1996

By / 06.12.14
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Worst: The Referee Is The Most Important Person Here

So you know how, during the ratings war, WWF would try to put Austin in all the segments to keep fans tuned in? Well, that seems to be the case here with Nick Patrick. I mentioned before how the heel ref is the worst type of gimmick and this is why. For literally the first half of the pay-per-view, everyone is paying attention to Nick Patrick and what he’s going to do. Ooooh will he cheat for the NWO (spoiler: yes). But the thing is, this match doesn’t even involve NWO wrestlers. It’s Eddie Guerrero and DDP – two WCW guys. Yet Nick Patrick was the story. Same with Syxx vs. Jericho later in the evening, where two guys have a decent to good 10 minute match and no one cares because Nick Patrick has to do something for anything to happen.

And he’d continue to be the story for half the matches. Patrick was on the PPV more than any wrestler and it’s stupid. Most of the matches have the same ending: good guy looks like he’s going to win the the ref cheats and the good guy wins. But, really, what’s the point of even having the match? These aren’t for any titles or anything, so Patrick could theoretically walk to the ring, ring the bell and have Schiavone take us to an old Dusty Rhodes match or something to kill time. There was no established higher authority that said he needed to at least seem like he was pretending to be a fair referee. This is the sort of booking that kills near falls. Nobody is buying it until Nick Patrick does something, and that’s not a wrestling match anyone wants to see.

Worst: The Ending…?

I don’t know if Eddie Guerrero got hurt at the end here, but it’s very weird. DDP hits a power bomb and is in the middle of his beat down, then he pauses, screams at the fans and that’s it. He sets up Eddie for the Diamond Cutter, which never works because he telegraphed it. Except this time it works and it’s as protected as any Diamond Cutter ever. The end. Anyone have any backstory on this? *goes to 411Mania for the real true scoop*

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Worst: Million Dollar Man Phoning It In

We’re knee deep in the WCW era of “let’s sign everyone who was ever at WWF just because.” This picture of DiBiase standing next to Vincent (HAHAHA CUZ OF VINCE MCMAHON HAHAHAA) is indicative of that. DiBiase was a great talker in his day but he wasn’t really needed in a group that had Hulk Hogan as the leader. And Vincent hasn’t won a match since the Berlin Wall fell. But here they are, standing around in NWO shirts. Let me also mention that the NWO has tripled in size in the three months since its inception. This is going to go well.

Back to the original point: DiBiase is one of the greatest talkers ever and he’s phoning the entire promo in. I’m not sure he even knows what the story is here, but even if so, he’s totally bored by it. Why? Because rules state that if you go to WCW from WWF you have to be at least 25 percent worse than you were before.

Worst: Tallying Wins That Go Nowhere

Jeff Jarrett beat The Giant because The Giant hasn’t been the same since Hulk Hogan murdered him with a monster truck bomb in 1995. They’re fighting because Jarrett wanted to defend Flair’s honor since he’s hurt and Giant stole his US title belt. There isn’t a real title at stake. There’s sort of a feud going on, which is fine, but at the end of the match the commentators are talking about how it’s a win for WCW and how they have momentum in the fight against NWO.

……

dot dot dot

ellipses.

How? It’s a match that means absolutely nothing to anyone and “this is a momentum builder for WCW” has exactly zero importance. Especially when there are title matches and matches with stipulations later in the event. However, they built months of matches based on “momentum.” Hey, NWO was really cool and smart for a while, but you can’t just slap “NWO” on a story and think it works.

So between “momentum matches” and the referee being the star, this is going swimmingly.

Worst: Lex Luger. Gardener.

YOU PLANTED THE SEEDS, ARN ANDERSON. AND NOW THE CROP HAS HARVESTED. BUT IT’S NOT FLOWERS IT’S CACTUS AND TH-THICKETS OF THICKETS YOU DON’T WANT TO SEE.

Give him an HGTV show.


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