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Vintage Best And Worst: WWF In Your House – Mind Games

By / 06.26.14

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Worst: Savio Vega Is Caribbean Seth Rollins

Savio Vega doesn’t understand the Ethnic Promo Sandwich:

The Bun: Bilingual catchphrase that reminds everyone that you’re not “from here” but makes them feel cool about chanting along.

The Meat: Whatever the hell he has to talk about (probably a match involving another ethnic wrestler or a White guy who hates ethnic wrestlers or his momma).

The Bottom Bun: Saying something in his native language that he later translates really loudly even though we probably know what the words mean anyway.

Savio Vega didn’t quite get the memo and he just put like five bottom buns on the sandwich.

“Y’KNOW WHAT I’M GONNA WIN AGAINST JUSTIN HAWK BRADSHAW AND I’LL BEAT HIM UNTIL HE SAYS GRACIAS WHICH MEANS THANK YOU THEN HE WON’T KNOW WHAT’LL HAPPEN TO HIM NO SE WHICH MEANS I DON’T KNOW BECAUSE I’M FROM PUERTO RICO WHICH TRANSLATES TO PUERTO RICO BECAUSE IT’S A PROPER NOUN”

Best: Savio Vega Is To Strap Matches What Kofi Kingston Is To Battle Royals

But hot dammit if Savio Vega can’t put on a good strap match. If he only had strap matches for his entire career, Savio Vega would be the greatest wrestler ever. He’s like Kofi Kingston in battle royals and Street Fighter Vega in states with cages on them. I don’t know if it’s just the way he does this Matrix-like spin in the air when he gets denied the fourth turnbuckle or just the brutality of the matches but Vega has had great strap matches with the Ringmaster and now Justin Hawk Bradshaw. Okay, “great” is an overstatement but I was thoroughly entertained.

I think Zeb Coulter’s Yosemite Sam beard adds half a star to any match, too.

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Best: E-C-Dub! x 100

I legit forgot about the ECW Invasion Angle: The Phantom Menace starting during this match so I was genuinely surprised by Sandman spitting beer at Vega and the crowd going banana sh*ts over it. The best part, though, is Vince McMahon’s commentary: “a local wrestling group wants to make a name for themselves.” Lulz.

They totally played this angle pitch perfectly. The only thing that would have been better would be for Vince to have totally ignored the interference, but I’m sure it was harder to let the fans figure out what was going on before Google and Twitter so he had to do a little explaining. Still, the site of the ECW guys in WWF in the way they showed up is still spectacular to watch. It’s like when Gen 13 and Wildcats showed up in the Heroes Reborn world and…you know what. Nevermind.

Best: Get In. Get Out.

Remember WrestleMania 28 when Jerrly Lawler and Michael Cole had a 20 minute match that was basically Lawler beating Cole up until we all got bored and fell asleep? Or the Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon match at WM 26 that was maybe 15 minutes long and 17 minutes longer than it should have been? Jim Cornette vs. Shawn Michaels’ Birdman is exactly what it should be. A quick exhibition that wraps up their feud that’s now been abandoned since Shawn Michaels banished Vader to the mid-card. We get three minutes and we get to see Cornette – who looks like a Bred 11 style Cadburry Egg – get his comeuppance. This is the easiest thing to do, guys. I wonder if these garbage matches are just getting longer by the year and we’ll get a Byron Saxton vs. Alex Riley Iron Man match by WrestleMania 40.

Riley would probably just think he’s wrestling Booker T anyway.


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