Here are your quick and dirty, editorial-free WWE Raw results for June 16, 2014. The show was headlined by a John Cena vs. Kane stretcher match, but also projectile vomiting jokes and the debut of STARDUST.
Be back tomorrow for the Best and Worst of WWE Raw column.
WWE Raw results:
1. Seth Rollins defeated Dolph Ziggler. Rollins won by disqualification when Dean Ambrose appeared out of nowhere and jumped him. Rollins fled, and Triple H appeared on the TitanTron to put Ambrose into a match.
2. Bad News Barrett defeated Dean Ambrose. Rollins reappeared during this, and Ambrose was so busy attacking him on the outside that he was counted out.
3. Sheamus defeated Bray Wyatt. Sheamus won by DQ when he was attacked by the Wyatt Family. After the match, The Usos made the save for Sheamus.
– Roman Reigns drugged Stephanie McMahon’s coffee, causing her to projectile vomit all over Vickie Guerrero. This got him into a battle royal for a chance to be in the championship ladder match at Money in the Bank. Quick and dirty results, guys.
4. Rusev defeated Heath Slater. Same Rusev match.
5. Adam Rose and Summer Rae defeated Fandango and Layla. Kevin Hart was on color commentary. Rose pinned Fandango following a Party Foul. After the match, Hart danced and crowdsurfed with the Rosebuds.
6. Roman Reigns won a battle royal to enter the championship ladder match at Money in the Bank. Reigns eliminated Rusev to win the match. Damien Sandow was wearing a LeBron James jersey and was eliminated first.
7. Paige defeated Cameron. Paige won the match by submission with the PTO.
8. Goldust and Stardust defeated Rybaxel. Goldust’s tag team partner was STARDUST, aka Cody Rhodes in Goldust-esque star makeup. They quickly won the match when Cody pinned Axel with Diamond Dust. That’s a flipping stunner out of the corner, for those who don’t know.
9. Stretcher Match: John Cena defeated Kane. Cena won by hitting an Attitude Adjustment on Kane onto the stretcher and pushing him across a finish line. By winning this match, Cena gets a spot in the Money in the Bank ladder match.