Only a few months removed from being tinkered with by the world’s greatest backiotomists, Tiger Woods had himself a nice morning at the 2014 British Open at Royal Liverpool. Golf experts and analysts like myself have wondered if this is just the course and tournament that Woods needs to launch a comeback for the ages, as he dominated Royal Liverpool in 2006 to win the Open with a final score of -18. And without giving too much away, for the people who didn’t wake up early to watch ESPN’s morning coverage, Tiger indeed played golf today and he has a score that can be compared to the scores of other golfers.
Of course, there are still people who hate Tiger and revel in the fact that the world’s once-greatest golfer has been so terrible in recent years, because what kind of scumbag cheats on an angel like Elin Nordegren with a Perkins waitress, porn stars and whatever other bar trash he can scoop up? So those people are just loving this Vine clip of El Tigre getting pissy with some fans that couldn’t keep quiet.
As an avid golfer, I can tell you that people talking while you swing is a huge distraction, especially when they’re yelling things like, “Hey assh*le, you’re going to pay for the window you just destroyed!” and “Hurry the f*ck up, you stupid drunk!” Whatever happened to course etiquette?
Elsewhere, the morning kind of sucked for one man in particular, as he took a one-hop drive from Tiger right in the kisser. This guy is really lucky that the ball not only bounced before it hit him, but also that it was in the rough, because otherwise he might be drinking through a straw for a few months. But at least he’d probably get an autographed golf glove for his troubles.
I want more like this!
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