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By 08.25.14
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For every Brett Favre, there’s a Vince Young. For every Peyton Manning, there’s a Ryan Leaf. Quarterbacks come and go in the NFL with some lucky to last more than a year. 36-year-old David Garrard was one of those who lasted a long, long time as a backup QB, mostly with Jacksonville. But he hasn’t played in quite some time, 2010 to be exact.

But with QBs dropping like flies in preseason, Garrard wants one more shot at it. Can you blame the guy?

Bruh, listen. It’s over. It’s really, really over. Here’s the emergency call list for the Rams right now.

1) Brett Favre
2) Jeff George
3) Vinny Testaverde
4) Jared Lorenzen
5) My mom
6) Scott Mitchell after the biggest loser
11) David Garrard

Sorry bro, you didn’t make the top 10.

(via Andrew Brandt)


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