Professional curmudgeon Nick Saban is doing his thing again, telling us what’s wrong with technology. The Alabama head football coach delivered this line about the internet, presumably in a barn, on top of a pile of hay, while carrying a kerosene lantern.
"I'm never going on the Internet. I'll never have a Twitter." — Nick Saban.
— Michael Casagrande (@ByCasagrande) September 5, 2014
“Hey Nick, why don’t you and the family come over to dinner on Sunday?
“Sure, how do I get to your house?”
“Just Google Map—oh nevermind.”
Nick Saban’s special. That’s really the best way to describe him.