Here’s Everything You Didn’t Need To Know About Tom Brady And Gisele Bundchen’s Relationship

If you hate the New England Patriots and Tom Brady, you’ll want to read on because HAHA, Tom Brady. If you love the New England Patriots and Tom Brady, you’ll also want to read on because HAHA, Gisele totally owns his a$$.

I like attention from [my wife, Gisele Bündchen], so when I’m not getting it I let her know in immature ways, like a young, immature child would,” he told Man of the World magazine for its latest cover story. “You throw fits and you pout and you whine until you get what you want.”

“[But] she’s on to me. She knows all of my tricks,” he continued. “So now I have to learn new tricks!”

Tom Brady is 37-years-old.
Gisele Bundchen is 34-years-old.

Let that sink in for a moment…

*10 minutes later

Wow, that totally sounds like a healthy, mature relationship. I don’t get why someone would share this. I mean, if Tom Brady’s goal was to look like a tool, well, congratulations? But I genuinely think he was trying to be funny. I genuinely think he believes it’s adorable.

Well Tom, it’s not. You came off looking stupid and so did your dumb supermodel girlfriend. We’re all dumber for knowing this info.

[Jezebel]

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