The NFL made it’s grand return tonight to begin yet another season and to celebrate, Jimmy Kimmel got a bunch of players together for another installment of Mean Tweets. No one is safe from the critical eye of a stupid fan with a Twitter account.
The one thread you seem to see throughout is something I’ll admit has happened in real life: wishing an injury on players. It’s a horrible way to go through life, but when your bookie is breathing down your neck and it is your legs versus some player you’ve never met, you make irrational statements.
My personal favorites are Terrelle Suggs cutting shade after reading that he looks like a penis, Steve Smith shocking the world by disputing that he’s actually 50 years old, and the 1 billionth Michael Strahan teeth joke served to the starving public. We’ve finally made it, folks.
(Via Jimmy Kimmel Live)