Adrian Peterson might be the stupidest human being alive. Prosecutors in Montgomery, County say Peterson violated his bond conditions by smoking marijuana. According to the court filing, Peterson told a staffer that he “smoked a little weed” before giving a urine sample Wednesday.
Peterson is currently currently free on $15,000 in his child abuse case.
I don’t have anything else to add here. I feel like Afroman sums it up pretty well. “I was gonna go to court, then I got high…”
Sorry you guys, one more thing.