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Texans Are Renting Out Their Guns, RVs, And Stripper Poles For The College Football Championship Game

By 01.06.15
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Oregon and Ohio State will meet for the National Championship on January 12th, and chances are if you haven’t reserved a place to rest your beer helmet already, you’ll find there are scant few vacancies in the Dallas area to rent that week. But, fear not — this is what Craigslist was invented for (this and “strictly plutonic” relationships, of course).

Texas residents have been listing their properties within driving distance of the AT&T Stadium, and there are several opportunities that sound homey and convenient, like this one for only $400-a-night:

This package includes VIP pick up and return from DFW airport (extra if flying into Dallas Love Field), transportation to and from restaurants, and transportation to the game itself. I will drop you off as close as we can get to the stadium (you may have to walk a little bit) and pick you up when the game is finished as well. This saves the aggravation of finding parking and paying insane amounts to park.

If it’s a traveling soirée you crave, then look no further than one resident who is renting out their RV for $250 a night with the caveat that you need to be ready to “PARTY.”

TMZ reports that a penthouse, available for $1,000 a night, comes equipped with an inflatable mattress and a stripper pole, because nothing says “I make it rain,” like a blow-up mattress. Yet, nothing comes close to the $7,500-a-night casa that includes “horseback riding, duck hunting, 2 shot guns, and a weight room.”

Don’t quote me on this, but if someone flies into an alcohol-fueled rage when their favorite team loses the championship, it’s probably not a great idea for them to have access to a shotgun.

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