Here are your quick and dirty, editorial-free WWE Raw results for March 30, 2015. The show featured an enraged Brock Lesnar attacking and incapacitating the announce team, and F5-ing Michael Cole.
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WWE Raw results
– Paul Heyman reminds us all that his client Brock Lesnar took Roman Reigns to ‘Suplex City, Bitch’ and says he’ll be invoking his rematch clause tonight. Stephanie McMahon comes out to say that Seth Rollins is on a flight back from the Today Show, and he’ll be up to it whenever he lands.
1. Intercontinental Championship Match: Daniel Bryan (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler. Bryan blocked a Zig-Zag attempt, but Dolph caught him with a superkick for two count. The two traded punches, then headbutts before Daniel Bryan finished him with the Knee Plus. Wade Barrett ran in from the commentary table and attacked Bryan, only to be run off by a returning Sheamus.
2. Lucha Dragons and The New Day defeated Cesaro, Tyson Kidd & The Ascension. Kalisto pinned Viktor after hitting the Salida del Sol.
3. WWE Heavyweight Championship Match: Brock Lesnar vs. Seth Rollins (c) ends in no contest. Seth rolls out of the ring, grabbed a mic and explains the that he’s feeling jetlagged and his foot hurts, and he’ll defend his title, but not tonight. Lesnar chased him around before Rollins escaped into the crowd. Lesnar then flipped over the announce table, crushing JBL and Booker T underneath. Lesnar threw J&J Security into the Spanish announce table before dragging Michael Cole into the ring and F5-ing Michael Cole. Lesnar then attacked the camera man on the apron, bringing out Stephanie McMahon. Brock ignored Stephanie’s pleas to leave the ‘civilian’ alone and F5ed him as well. Stephanie McMahon then suspended Brock Lesnar.
– Michael Cole is stretchered out of the arena, while backstage Stephanie tells Renee Young that Brock LEsnar is now contracted to WWE, and he will be fined on top of his suspension.
3. Damien Mizdow defeated Stardust. Mizdow beat Stardust with the Skull Crushing Finale. The Miz came out after the match and hit Mizdow with his own Skull Crushing Finale, saying he brought this on himself.
4. Neville defeated Curtis Axel. Adrian Nevilled dropped his first name, and beat Axel with the Red Arrow.
– John Cena comes out to issue an open challenge for the US Championship, which is then answered by Dean Ambrose.
5. United States Championship Match: John Cena (c) defeated Dean Ambrose. Both traded finisher attempts befre Cena countered a roll-up into an Attitude Adjustment for the win.
– Seth Rollins backstage interview with Renee is interrupted by Randy Orton. Seth Rollins challenges him to a six-man tag against Rollins, Kane, and Big Show if he can find to partners for the main event.
6. Paige, AJ Lee and Naomi defeated Natalya and the Bella Twins. Naomi takes Brie Bella out before hitting the Rear View on Nikki for the win.
7. Rusev defeated Goldust. Rusev tapped out Goldust with the Accolade.
8. Randy Orton, Ryback, and Roman Reigns defeated Seth Rollins, Kane, and Big Show. Rollins leapfrogged over a spear attempt before Kane tried to chokeslam Reigns. Orton hit Rollins with an RKO, then Reigns finished Kane with a spear.
