Subway Creates Horrifying Marcus Mariota Sandwich Man

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If you thought that there was no way sandwich food could be terrifying, think again.

Subway, for some odd and creepy reason, decided it would be a good idea to make a food statue of top NFL Draft prospect Marcus Mariota using only sandwich items. The result is the stuff of nightmares.

For starters, that thing — whatever it is — doesn’t even really look like Mariota. The food they decided to use for it is questionable, too. I don’t want to know what they used for his eyebrows, let alone his teeth. Stick to making subs that allow Jared Fogle to lose weight, Subway.

[Source: Next Impulse Sports]

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