Nick Saban Said He’d Only Cheat On His Wife With ‘Hillary F*cking Rodham Clinton’

Alabama coach Nick Saban’s biography, Saban: The Making of a Coach, is going to be released on August 4. So far, not much is known about Monte Burke’s book on the four-time national title-winning coach, other than Saban apparently telling his players that if he had to cheat on his wife, he would cheat with Hillary Clinton.

If you’re confused, well, you probably should be, but Saban has a reason for wanting to bed one of the front-runners for the White House in 2016. Saban said that if he was ever going to cheat, he would need to do it with someone who has more to lose than he does. Unfortunately for Saban, there aren’t too many people who have a higher profile than him, but one of the few who does in his eyes is “Hillary F*cking Rodham Clinton.”

All of Saban’s players loved that line, with one saying it was hilarious and a great lesson to learn. (It’s safe to assume the unnamed player was being facetious.) Still, Bill Clinton and Terry Saban should probably keep an eye on their significant others for a while.

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