LeSean McCoy Didn’t Have That Gigantic Orgy He Planned On Hosting

There are a lot of non-stories that pop up during NFL training camps. Sometimes it will be that a player’s conditioning isn’t great, or it will be something along the lines of “this player (who is really bad) is having a GREAT camp and should CONTRIBUTE TO OUR SUPER BOWL RUN THIS YEAR.” It’s unfortunate because those non-stories usually get in the way of the important stories that come to life during training camp, like LeSean McCoy’s decision to not have that huge orgy that he planned on hosting on July 26.

If you’re not up to date on diabolical tale of McCoy’s orgy (the McOrgy?), the Bills’ running back posted a picture on his Instagram about a private party for only women above the age of 21, and had some amazingly ridiculous guidelines that had to have been met if a person wanted to attend.

Sadly, the super orgy porno party never occurred, according to McCoy.

If you’re like me, you’re wondering what led to McCoy having a change of heart. My money’s on “literally everyone you know saying this is a terrible idea.”

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