Ohboy ohboy ohboy… This happened last week, and I'm officially pissed at any and all Dallas readers who didn't send this my way: 33 high school cheerleaders got into a fight in a dorm hallway at the end of a four-day cheerleading camp, resulting in no arrests, no injuries, and thousands of sports fan boners.
Squads from both Dallas Skyline and Midland high schools were staying in Blanco Hall and preparing to check out about 11:30 a.m. Monday… The Skyline girls staying on the fifth floor began knocking on the doors of the Midland cheerleaders on the fourth floor, he said. Some of the Midland cheerleaders came into the hall. Shouting, pushing and shoving ensued before someone called police.
Man, you hate to see door-knocking turn ugly. But you can imagine how the argument began. The Dallas girls were all, "We've got spirit, yes we do. We've got spirit, how 'bout you?" And then it was fucking on. Did no one get the memo about messing with Texas?
NOTE: Some background on the geography here: Everyone, of course, is familiar with Dallas, AKA "Los Angeles with Texans instead of Hollywood people." Midland, on the other hand, is in the center of west Texas, AKA "Nowhere."