When you can pull off a Halloween costume that serves as the ultimate tribute to Frozen Head Baseball with a skosh of insinuated necrophelia, you’ve reached the big time. This guy took it upon himself to dress up as a post-mortem Ted Williams, and I should probably watch what I say in the event that all that hokey cryogenic crap actually works and he comes back from the dead with a vengeance and starts hunting down all of my children 20 years into the future. But the jokes on him: once those kids pass away, I’m off the hook for child support…unless he decides to cryogenically freeze them. Aw, crap.
A SPLENDIDLY SPLINTERED HALLOWEEN COSTUME
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