Those of you still checking in with Ufford know all about vajazzling–basically it’s doing to you pelvic region what Chad Ochocinco did to his teeth. But a national radio show decided to kick things up a notch and vajazzle some ladies that happened to be fans of the Final Four teams. Why would a radio show do this? Probably because they’re also on TV. And they could get away with using…uh, less than ideal specimens. It’s too late for breakfast, but I saved you a muffin top anyway. Ups to Slanch Report.