Buffalo is basically Canada
Tigers represent America how? They slink around in tall grass, and they are native to other countries. America isn’t a cat. Cats are sneaky and clever. A cat hunts like a predator. America doesn’t stalk or hunt, America barges in and demands everyone get out of the way. F*ck tigers.
The logo is a French symbol. Screw you, Saints.
Same reason as the Bengals, only panthers are cooler
Oakland is basically a third world country, America is a first world country. Get with the program, losers.
San Diego? That name sounds way too Mexican to me, Chargers.
Nobody cares about the Titans. Everyone cares about America, America doesn’t bore people. Also Titans are gods from Greek myth. Greece ain’t America. Greece is a crappy broke European country and a really annoying musical that your girlfriend likes.
Foofy little bird that ain’t imposing. Not very ‘Merica.
America wins wars. The Browns can’t win sh*t.
America is too fat to swim, and all our tuna is dolphin-safe so we don’t even have dolphins in us.
Horses. Whoop de doo.