Molest-y reader Ian sends in this video from iCarly, which is apparently a Nickelodeon show starring one of the little girls from School of Rock. I wouldn't know. Swear.
If you can make it past the annoying kids making fun of old people and aren't afraid of the To Catch a Predator TV crew, by all means, check the video out. It's got Cal pole vaulter and one-time Internet phenomenon Allison Stokke displaying her skills for the 'tween set.
Welp, there's the knock on my door. I suppose that'll be Chris Hansen again. His response time keeps getting faster. I think he may have rented the apartment above mine.