05.14.07 10 years ago 8 Comments

With the Premiership's season over, we'll have to make do with the occasional MLS highlight.  In this clip, Toronto FC (wait, Toronto has a soccer team now?) scores its first goal ever a mere five games into their existence, as Danny Dichioscores the first of three Toronto goals in a 3-1 victory over the Chicago Fire.  And the long-suffering fans of Canadia celebrate by… hurling their seat cushions onto the pitch. 

Just like weak-ass Canadia.  Sure, the seat cushions fly real nice, but they're way too soft.  And supportive of their team (the cushions AND the Canadians, that is).  Listen, Toronto: pick a side.  Either join America in not caring about soccer or work on inclusion in the E.U. by murdering some opposing fans in the stands and littering the field with pyrotechnics.  Or at least bags of urine.  C'mon, show some pride.

Video from The Offside 

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