Today, Andy Dalton signed a 6-year, $115 million extension with the Cincinnati Bengals. This despite his abysmal 0-3 record and 6 INT performance in the playoffs. This despite the fact that he’s well, very average at best. He’s now making more money than Colin Kaepernick, Aaron Rodgers and Matthew Stafford.
Naturally, the internet had quite an issue with Dalton’s new contract. One man went as far as creating this photoshop, which frankly belongs in the NFL Hall of Fame.
— Zach Harper (@talkhoops) August 4, 2014
And of course the Iron Sheik had to go there because that’s what the Iron Sheik does.
Andy Dalton you make good money but your dick still same size of Cheetos
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) August 4, 2014
Here’s some other jokes at the expense of Red Rifle.
Andy Dalton…6 years, $115M. That's some serious Ginger Bread, man.
— Peyton's Head (@PeytonsHead) August 4, 2014
The money isn't even the problem for Bengals fans. It's 6 years more years of Andy Dalton as your quarterback.
— Andrew Sharp (@andrewsharp) August 4, 2014
“Fill this waterbed with Chuck E. Cheese tokens,” said Andy Dalton. “Sir, I don’t thin-“ “I SAID DO IT."
— Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub) August 4, 2014
I've seriously never even heard of Andy Dalton before.
— Russ Bengtson (@russbengtson) August 4, 2014
YOU CAN'T GIVE ANDY DALTON MONEY FOR BEING A TERRIBLE PLAYOFF QB THAT'S LIKE GIVING ME MONEY FOR BEING BAD AT MATH
— Jane Coaston (@cjane87) August 4, 2014
Actual Andy Dalton extension parameters: Two week option, four dollars in guaranteed pay
— Drew Magary (@drewmagary) August 4, 2014