I've done a bad job of keeping up on Anna Kournikova news — I dunno, I just kinda feel like she's fiver years ago's news. But she's apparently still around,
A few years ago I wanted to start a website called "AnalKornholekova.com" where I would pay some hot blonde Kournikova lookalike to let me shove a tennis racket up her ass while my brother videotaped it and we sold it on the web. Sometimes I really regret going to law school and not following my dream…
She has some sexy abs…I mean BOOBS. I meant boobs. no one heard that. Shut up!
If I looked like that, I would not be photographed with Fred "Rock Lobster/Cock Lobster" Schneider.
why the fuck is she playing tennis anyway? she needs to start doing porn STAT.
If you can touch 'em, they're very very real.
I'm allowed to touch them?
not pictured: dudes that like vag
it was either that or…
enrique later threw a hissy fit upon learning that anna got to see the male models get nekked backstage and didnt call to invite him
Psssh… I look like that when I grease my body up with Vaseline and put a spotlight above my head. And I don't even need hair extensions.