The Braves Showed Off Their ‘Burgerizza’ And Other New Frankenstein Food Options

In recent years, the Arizona Diamondbacks and the Texas Rangers have tried to top all of their Major League Baseball counterparts by having the most extravagant, heart attack-inducing foods you could imagine at their ballparks. Not to be outdone, the Atlanta Braves are now also tossing their hat into the ring for the 2016 season, and by far their most prized new menu item is the “Burgerizza” which, I’m not going to lie, looks absolutely delicious.

While “The Burgerizza” might get people in the door, a stadium experience is not complete with a hot dog, and thankfully the Braves have an insane one of those, as well. The T.E.D. dog will feature the likes of a foot long hot dog on a pretzel bun topped with Coca-Cola infused barbecue sauce, beer cheese, jalapenos, chili, popcorn (?), french fries (??), and tortilla chips (???). Just look at this monstrosity.

But that’s not all, after you’ve washed down your Burgerizza with a T.E.D. dog, don’t forget to leave the stadium without trying “The Punisher,” a truly-vomit inducing meat concoction fueled with energy drink-infused barbecue sauce.

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To top it all off, we have the “Tater Tot Chop” which includes Coca-Cola infused ketchup, because that’s a thing for some reason.

At least Braves fans will have something to distract them from actually having to watch the Braves when attending Turner Field, I guess.