This isn’t very timely, but it’s funny and cut smartly and not too long, and — most importantly — it makes fun of Oklahoma fans’ pain at losing yet another bowl game.
Plus I just spent the last hour watching the inauguration, and it’s not like that’s a great way to get some heavy-duty writing done. In conclusion, whatever. Sometimes shit gets mailed in. I’ll start trying again… nnnnow. No wait. Not yet. I’m gonna finish this sandwich first. Then maybe clip my fingernails. I’m pretty busy today.