I don’t know what it is about the US Open in tennis that I find so utterly unimpressive. Maybe it’s the fact that it’s a New York sports event that’s almost become a place for celebs to be seen that has me almost irritated–like a Lakers game for arrogant East Coasters. Or maybe it’s because they have it so close to football season. Whatever it is, if it had more uncoordinated ballboys like this, I would be totally into it. Maybe the Open can work out a deal with the Special Olympians, if you could ever get them to stop eating the net. Thanks, Garett.