As Manny Pacquiao wound up with the decision in his fight with Joshua Clottey at the new Cowboys Stadium Saturday, longtime boxing announcer Jim Lampley had a bout of his own with the English language. And…uh, let’s just say that he was behind on my scorecard. I’m not sure what good it did to actually narrate each Pacquiao thrust toward his opponent’s face. That’s a lesson that most of us learned on prom night. Because when you stick it toward their face…the girls usually…eh, forget it. Video’s after the jump, thanks to Vince, who watches all the combat sports so that we don’t have to.