The Padres' Michael Barrett fouled a ball off his face last night, then spent a couple days writhing on the ground in pain as if a baseball traveling at 90 miles an hour hurts or something.
I don't want to brag, but this is basically the whole reason I invented the OUCH MY FACE tag. What a great day for that tag. I feel the same sort of pride I hope to have when my eldest child graduates from college. Because seriously, do you realize how much hot young early-20s ass is gonna be there?