With the Belotti Potty here, Oregon State — or, as I like to call it, the OSU — is obviously gearing up for the December 1st Civil War against the Dennis Dixon-less Ducks… by… urinating and defecating on them? I don't understand. Is that a bad thing? I always thought that was part of a healthy sex life.
I dunno, maybe this "Civil War" has something to do with freeing the sex slaves. And if that's the case, I need to figure out which school is the Confederacy. I can't lose my sex slaves. Each one counts as three-fifths of a person at a cut party.