Jake Hogue is a place kicker for the Ball State Cardinals, and he seems to have done well for himself. According to a tipster, the “awful backup kicker” is dating “Abercrombie model Sarah Bakian,” but I find that hard to believe. Not that he’s dating her, but that she’s an Abercrombie model. The girls who model for Abercrombie all look like underdeveloped 14-year-olds hanging out with homoerotic beefcake. Like, this chick is all lonely while these guys get naked together, and this guy sticks a trumpet in his ass while the girl looks away. Man, you gotta hand it to Abercrombie & Fitch. They sure know how to sell overpriced distressed cargo shorts.