The Best And Worst Of Impact Wrestling 10/03/13: They Got The Mustard Out

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Hey there, Hulkamaniacs and Hulkatepids. Another week, another series of Bests and Worsts because I just can’t quit you.

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This week on Impact: There are, unfortunately, no lions.

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