The Best And Worst Of Impact Wrestling 11/14/13: A Real Barnes-Burner

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Well hello there, friends. It’s Friday, which means we get to spend some time together via the magic of the modern day internet! Hey, you know who’s really great at using the internet? Spiders. You know. Because they all have websites.

-If that didn’t drive you away, be sure to follow me on Twitter here. Also, for real jokes, be sure to follow With Leather here, and UPROXX here. Note: none of us are actual spiders. …I think.

-Share this report with everyone you know, arachnid or otherwise. Tweet it, like it on Facebook, email your mom pictures of Ethan Carter III’s midsection. You’ll be super cool for doing it, and as a bonus, you’ll get to have that super awkward moment of your mom being uncomfortably into EC3’s abs.

This week on Impact: Dewey Barnes! Norv Fernum! EC3 vs. Friendship! Swoon.

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