Hey, friends. Are you as glum and down and out about Lockdown as I am? Has your EC3 wallpaper become a grim Maggie Simpson “DO IT FOR HER” inspiration when watching Impact? Am I slightly overreacting? I dunno, let’s find out! (but probably yes)
– Go listen to the most recent Mandible Claw podcast. Brandon let me talk about TNA, and I said way more nice things than I should have (it was pre-Lockdown). The last half hour is Brandon reading a gross Cesaro/Alex Riley fanfic reading where he had to skip multiple paragraphs about b-hole licking due to redundancy. Multiple paragraphs!
– Like this report, comment on it, tweet it, tumbl it, send it to every person you know. Send it to people you don’t know. Send it to your local congressman. Don’t send it to Samoa Joe. Do tweet at EC3 and tell him he looks nice this week.
This week on Impact: A nation in mourning, some weird subliminal product placement, and a kitty!