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Hello friends! Do you realize we haven’t seen each other since last year? I know, right? We’ve got a lot of catching up to do. But first things first:

The teaser trailer for Meet Me There has been released, and guys, it’s way good. Support Brandon. Support this movie.* Independent everything!

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-So hey, the new issue of The Atomic Elbow is out. If you like intelligent wrestling discourse, rad comics, and brightly coloured photocopy paper, then hey, we have a lot in common. Spend your money here and be cool like me!*

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This week on Impact: Who’s cooler than cool? EC3. It’s EC3, guys. Why are you even guessing at anyone else.

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