How Did Bill Belichick Get A Black Eye? The Internet Has Ideas

The New England Patriots are getting ready to face the Kansas City Chiefs this weekend in Foxboro, and it appears that Bill Belichick is dealing with some unexpected issues before the AFC Divisional matchup.

The Patriots coach showed up to his press conference on Tuesday morning with a bit of a nasty-looking left eye. It appeared to be a bit of shiner, but how did it happen? The coach, tight-lipped as usual, didn’t offer up an explanation for how he got the bruise, so the media and fans have no other choice but to hypothesize about its origin.

Did he fight someone? Did Andy Reid hire someone to beat him up? Is his body just deteriorating? Does Roger Goodell have a Belichick voodoo doll? WE NEED ANSWERS, PEOPLE.

×