Bill Belichick is the kind of person you’ve known who … god, I don’t know. He’s not a crazy uncle. He’s not your crotchety father-in-law. It’s hard to truly pinpoint exactly who in your life Bill Belichick reminds you of.
Belichick is sort of like a person in your life who you talk to on a regular basis — boyfriend/girlfriend, co-worker/boss — with whom you find it impossible to have a meaningful conversation. You try to talk to them about things, but they are evasive and never have much to say. It hampers the relationship. But for whatever reason, there are times when the significant other, co-worker, or boss will spend an endless amount of time talking your ear off about stuff you don’t care about, like someone at his or her office that sucks or a fantasy football lineup decision.
Anyway, Belichick, the guy who rarely says anything meaningful about an opponent, spoke Tuesday for more than five minutes about why he hates tablets.
Yes, tablets. The big smart phones.