BILL BELICHICK'S SCANDAL, NOW IN SONG FORM

09.13.07 9 years ago 24 Comments

Sheesh, dramatic much?

Listen, I'm not gonna defend Bill Belichick or the Patriots — what they did was wrong, yadda yadda — but enough already.  Let them get their penalty of fines and lost draft picks or whatever, and let's move on.  In times of strife like this, I like to use empty statements that assuage without taking a real stance.  Yeah, but what're ya gonna do?  It is what it is.  Snakes on a plane, man.  Now don't you feel better already?

[Ryan Parker

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