When stouthearted reader Cory sent me this video, I was all, "Yeah, yeah, the goddam breakdancers who get in the fucking way and make Times Square an even bigger clusterfuck." And then… an adorable toddler entered the picture, and I immediately knew what was going to happen. Oh, but that didn't spoil actually seeing it happen. Not one bit. Sit back and enjoy the laws of physics versus a small child. Guess who wins.
(Okay, so it's not exactly sports-related, but I'm sure someone out there will petition the International Olympic Committee to consider breakdance-child-punting as a demonstration sport. These guys can compete against the
University of Colorado State University.)