Brett Favre Gives God 10%, Why Should He Give You 66%?

“Because he’s not a total dickhole” is the correct answer.

But yeah, here’s Bret Favre dropping a 40-on-60 tip because he’s a nice guy, and because he’s got a money bin filled with Wrangler’s Real Comfortable Jeans or whatever. Danny Ferry once left me 5 bucks on 15, which … really isn’t the same thing, is it? (via @coreyharrison)

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