This video made the rounds this weekend while I was busy fine-tuning my Oscar ballot (The Bourne Utimatum for sound editing AND sound mixing! HOLLA!), and it's a pretty good one. Going into halftime of Saturday night's #1 versus #2 showdown between Memphis and Tennessee, ESPN sideline reporter/sports nerd fantasy Erin Andrews asked Vols coach/sweatiest man alive Bruce Pearl how Memphis was containing Chris Lofton. Pearl answered with a demonstration. Apparently the Tigers were grabbing Lofton's ass with both hands and rubbing their erect penises on his leg. Weird defense, but it sounds effective.