CALL REAGAN AT 3 A.M. FOR CHEERING NEEDS

By: 03.26.08  •  42 Comments

Keeping in step with the proud tradition of The Aggie Dance, Reagan Thompson is running for junior yell leader at Texas A&M under the slogan Reload with Reagan.  For a moment, don't try to wrap your mind around the fact that standing in front of a crowd and leading cheers at a football game is an electable position in the A&M student government.  Instead, focus on his three-step program for appealing to Texas voters:

  1. Gun reference in slogan… check
  2. Named after Republican president… check
  3. Unironically fruity video… all-caps bold CHECK exclamation point!

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