Can Any Of You Guys Play Quarterback For The Dolphins?

Miami Dolphins quarterback Chad Pennington blew out his ACL playing basketball, which is awesome since he now doesn’t have insurance and, come fall, probably won’t even have a jobby job.

Pennington tore the anterior cruciate ligament while playing basketball, according to Creative Artists, his representation agency. CAA’s release did not say which knee he hurt.
The 34-year-old Pennington will have surgery performed on April 7 by noted orthopedic surgeon Dr. James Andrews.

–SI.com

Enjoy rehab, sucker. Tell Charlie Sheen we said…oh, wait. Wrong kind of rehab.

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