Carmelo Anthony Has Discovered His True Gift: Remaining Motionless

Back in October, we shared with you a video of Pittsburgh Steelers strong safety Troy Polamalu pretending to be a wax figure at Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum in Hollywood so he could suddenly come to life and scare people. Now, almost nine months later, here’s the follow-up: Carmelo Anthony of the New York Knicks pretending to be a wax figure at Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum in Hollywood so he can suddenly come to life and scare people. Well, I guess you stick with what works. Going forward, I’m assuming everything in the museum is just a bored sports guy looking for a payday and an afternoon of air conditioning.

Video is below.

Polamalu really freaked people out, but Carmelo doesn’t get a big response, mostly because he “comes to life” and goes into a Joey Tribbiani “HOW YOU DOIN'” as soon as they approach him. Wait for the right moment, Melo, don’t just walk up to be them and be all, “hi I’m a wax figure lol j/k”.

[h/t Bob’s Blitz]

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