Perhaps because the disturbing print ad wasn't memorable enough, Bengals QB Carson Palmer has filmed a commercial promoting John Morrell's hot beef. The FanHaus has the rundown on all the innuendo in the video, but I think it's pretty tame. It's not like Carson puts a hot dog between his buns or anything. However, I'm a little surprised that the clip of him fellating a hot dog got left on the cutting room floor. It was really beautiful to watch. Soft focus, low light. Very tasteful and artistic.