As far as highlights from the Jets-Vikes preseason game go, this isn't nearly as good as Adrian Peterson's running clinic, but I'm predisposed to show clips of With Leather archnemesis Joe Buck.
Buck has obviously never seen a kitten dressed as a pirate — otherwise he'd feel differently. Even worse, he now faces a letter-writing campaign from the subscribers of Cat Fancy. You do NOT want to fuck with those people. Lonely women who buy a second cat to keep the first one company have got plenty of time to organize grassroots movements. Not to mention cobwebs on their hoo-hahs.